You just took your fancy new toaster out of its box but it's already on ... it instantly connected to your wifi network ... and it has no buttons. Desperate to understand how to safely use it to brown slices of bread, you dig through the box and find only a large page of QR codes (not included) and this handout.

Written by Annwn H.D. with cover illustration by Bee; black ink on vivid red (new pictures coming soon!) 11 x 17" red paper. Unfold to reveal a handy electrical diagram for your toaster ... don't mind the eldritch sigils. The Internet of Things will never be the same again.

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